The Hydroflites are excited to announce their
2013 theme "THE SHAKIEST SKI IN THE WEST"! Here is an invitation to our
show from our returning anounncer Tim Maher:
there folks! My name is “Sherriff Bill Breaker”, I want to invite you
to visit “Barefoot Falls” the most law abidin’ town west of Lake Chetek-
and my aim is to keep it that-a-way. Now that I have that criminal
“Dastardly Dirk Derringer” locked up, I don’t think we will be havin’ any problems from him or his gang.
From time-to-time I have to leave town for a Sherriff’s convention or
somethin', when that happens, I have my trusty assistant “Deputy Shaky
Trembles” to make sure that everythin’ stays the way I left it. –what
could go wrong….right?
During your stay, I hope you take in
everything “Barefoot Falls” has to offer: our Hang ‘Em High “Towns
people Pyramids” the “Saloon Girls Ballet Line”, our “High Flyin’ Cowboy
Jumpers” and of course our famous “Barefootin’” that moves faster than
the 12 o’clock stage during a holdup.
Well, I don’t wanna tell you
everything there is to see when you visit, because remember: lettin’ the
cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in!
So, please come and enjoy all that “Barefoot Falls” has to offer and
remember: Don’t squat with your spurs on and always drink upstream from
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